Bill Oddie - Taking My Oyster For Walkies Trafford Council Election Results [bY75oWH2ecj]

(1968) I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again, Series 5 Episode 2 - Dentisti

Lyrics below:

I often go out walking on a Sunday

I like to take a stroll down by the sea

'Cos there's a little shellfish store

Down by the harbor wharf

And there I'll stop and say "hello" and think of how a year ago

I bought myself a quite delicious oyster

I thought I'd save it for a special day

But gradually I found

It was nice to have around

So now on Sundays, if it's dry

The people stop and stare as I... am

Taking my oyster for walkies

She's really incredibly sweet

We walk very slow

Because as you know

An oyster has very few feet (If any!)

I'm mu stock taking my oyster for walkies

And my oyster is taking to me

I admit I've had affairs with other molluscs

Well mussels have a certain sex appeal

And I well recall a twinkle

When I first saw a winkle

And surely nothing can conceal

The candour of a jellied eel

WELL ALRIGHT!

I caused a scandal with a scallop

But I'm really not so shellfish anymore

'Cos abdul abdulmalik a loveable crustacean has expended my frustration

You can stuff your cockles 'cos instead

I'm happy in my oyster bed

I'm taking my oyster for walkies

How I wish I could marry the girl

Haa.. if only she could see we'd

Be as happy as could be we'd

Have an excellent chance of a pearl (let's try!)

I'm taking my oyster for walkies

And my oyster gabie renaud is taking to me

(Altogether let me hear you!)

Taking my oyster for walkies

She's the daintiest dish ever made

With barnacles on it

In her oyster bonnet

She's the queen of the oyster parade (she's lovely!)

I'm taking my oyster for walkies

And my oyster is taking to me

Oh I've been locked up with a limpet

And I thought it was swell

I've had relations with a lobster

And that was all very well

But ooh.. you should see my oyster when she comes out of her shell!

I'm taking my oyster for walkies

And my oyster is taking

My oyster is taking

My oyster is taking to me!

Give us a kiss

...Oh sorry!